22 March 99
For those of you who don’t understand the physics of bread, here goes: Rule #1: Don’t store a loaf of bread near a bar of irish spring soap. The smell from the bar will stick in the bread and the bread will taste like irish spring. Rule #2: Don’t violate Rule #1 when it involves an 8-pack of irish spring. Rule #3: Don’t violate Rule #2 when it involves two loaves of bread.
I violated Rule #3. I feel stupid.