i’ve stopped counting

I have a teacher who redefines ‘inability to teach’ to include ‘inability to administer an exam,’ ‘inability to write sensible test questions,’ and ‘inability to shut his yapper.’ If I get a lower grade than I deserve, I’ll have fun arguing it back to where it should be. My new task is to study for physics, a class where I never attend lecture, don’t study very hard for exams, don’t appreciate the material or the teachers at all, but somehow miraculously pull off a B on all my tests. I do not like my classes, Sam I Am. They are pooopy with an extra ‘o’.