i’ve stopped counting

Do science a favor. Take a toothpick and run it between the keys on your keyboard. Do not be surprised if you find any of the following: human hair, common house dust, uncommon house dust, chicken meat, bacon, walnuts, dinosaur bones, other species, other toothpicks, or other keyboards. Do be surprised if you find any of the following: human organs, medical waste, live farm animals, banana trees, people whose legal names are “hey, you!”, or people with more ears than teeth. In all cases, feel free to tell me what you found via e-mail.

I learned a rather odd thing in my digital logic class today. Remember the whole mark of the devil thing from the bible? It said everything would have 666 on it. In roman numerals, that would look like ‘VI VI VI’ … possibly ‘V/ V/ V/’ …?

Well, at least we don’t have to type in http://666.yahoo.com.

Somebody needs to invent a sport that has jerseys just like hockey jerseys. The reason is that it looks like a lot of fun to wear a hockey jersey, but I just can’t get that excited about the game. Besides, people would be like, ‘Hey, Eric-did you watch the game last night?’ — how can I answer that? I don’t watch hockey games.

But Phloomftau ball… I could really get excited about Phloomftau ball. And I would wear my Phloomftau jersey with pride.

Yesterday, at the UF vs. UF football ‘game’ I forgot about the damaging effects of the sun’s evil satan rays. Now I have a sunburn.

Did you ever get a hammer for Easter?

No friends here and reruns on FOX and no 70’s show and no more PEZ make Sunday night really boring.

I think the caffeine rush is wearing off.

If you like online games, check out the new link I added to the links page. It’s a snowball fight game.

if you read this, i am on a coffee high because i am a complete wuss and please talk to me on AIM my name is boltmeyer and i wanna talk because i feel like talking to people i think i’ll have some koolaid now to dilute the coffee product but maybe they should call it coo-aid because that’s what it is

i had a coffee-related drink for the first time today it was a mocha latté it has chocolate and whipped cream and milk and espresso in it and i have never had coffee before and it makes me feel good i think it is because the chocolate is addictive and now i think i will play a game or program something or maybe i will run back to maude’s café and buy some more coffee i know i can because i think i remember where it is and i have enough money for six or seven triple mocha lattés they taste better when they aren’t really really hot and i put sugar in mine