i’ve stopped counting

I remember ordering two jr. bacon cheeseburgers for lunch. I remember seeing two jr. bacon cheeseburgers on my tray when I sat down to eat. I remember taking only two bites of my lunch. I don’t remember what happened to the food, but I know the two jr. bacon cheeseburgers weren’t there anymore. A year ago I remember buying a chicken sandwich at Chili’s, but I don’t remember eating it. I bet most people haven’t seen me eat. Neither have I. I’m pretty sure I inhale most of my food when I’m not looking.