i’ve stopped counting

See Eric.
See Eric sit on a sturdy wooden chair.
See sturdy wooden chair lose its will to live and shatter under the seemingly extreme pressure.
See Eric replace sturdy wooden chair fragments with sturdy wooden rocking chair and flowery blue cushions.
See Eric sit on a sturdy wooden rocking chair and flowery blue cushions.
Eric likes the sturdy wooden rocking chair and flowery blue cushions.
Eric thinks his parents will not approve of him parking a rocking chair in front of his computer.
See Eric try to add this retarded update to his webpage with his $4.95 v.90 56K modem.
See Eric realize AOL is really poopy and doesn’t let him use Updater for some reason.
See Eric bust out with the FTP program and notepad.exe.
Go Eric, go!