i’ve stopped counting

I just saw something being sold on tv. There was a logo in the corner of the screen that said “As seen on TV.” Are they sure?

Your eyes are open.

I finally put some effort (~5 hours) into designing the look of phatplaya from the scrawled idea Craig had. I’d link to his webpage, but it’s not worth it. Anyway, phatplaya is now on my happy yellowish link box to the right for the non-poop template will be up soon after i get up tomorrow.

If you want to talk to me on AIM, I’m boltmeter with a t. I lost 90% of the data on my computer because I am a smayrt man. And I don’t remember my IM password. And I changed it a week ago, so I can’t change it again for a while.

In other news, when I went in the lounge this ‘morning’, I saw about a dozen flying ant things. They died under my skillful Hadouken attack. Smack smack smack. Then I killed about 40 more. After about 2 hours, I found they were coming in through tunnels they made in the ceiling. Cool stuff. Now the survivors’ days are numbered. Muhahahaha.

I just had a strange burst of imagination. Something like a movie trailer for a dream I’d have in ten minutes if my dreams ever related to the previous day.

It’s one of those ‘Don’t let your kids find your guns’ public service announcements. Instead of two little kids, it’s me (little kid) and Bob the computer. I guess it’d be Bob the little kid robot computer to fit the whole metaphor. I say, “Hey Bob, I know where my dad keeps his Partition Magic.”

I think the PSA ending is obvious. [Star wipe to ‘The More You Know’ animation.]

Well, bad things happened. If you use Partition Magic, be sure to back up all of your important data. Grr. At least the semester hasn’t really started, so all of ‘My Documents’ are non-essential to my survival in the wild. Grr.

Scott gave me the idea of redoing my webpage as if it were the world through my eyes, Being John Malkovich style. It’d be called “Life in the E.R.” Took me a minute to realize those were my initials. I may or may not. Time will tell. It might be a way for me to have an excuse to post all the crap I draw.

I drew a picture of a robot today. It’s the 2/3 opinion of the people I asked that the robot is playing with the hand puppet.

[robot.gif]

If you think I should post lots of the things I draw, tell me.

WTF is all I have to say about that. Perl scripts only execute with 755 permissions. F2S setups seem to have a problem with free love and free file access. No 777! AAAAAAA!

Anyway, my crappy script seems to be working.

Random observation yesterday: If ‘E’ and ‘G’ didn’t rhyme, Snoop would be SOL.

Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri seems to be the new ‘waste mucho time’ game. I tried to get Monkey Island 4 to be that game, but when it says “The End” after less than a week, it can’t quite fit that role in my life.

See phatplaya for my witty comeback to Dave’s comment about the site.

testing…