i’ve stopped counting

Hey want the best job you can hope for at the moment?
-Uh…
Still want that job?
-Yes. Definitely.
Ok the ball’s rolling…
-Good.
You’ll probably get the job.
-Ok. Cool.
Uh.. try coming back tomorrow.
-Ok. No problem.
Ok. Good, good. You’ll probably get the job.
-Yay.
Whoops, I mean we don’t want you. We want somebody else.
-Damn.
Er, uh, I mean you’ll probably get the job you want here.
-Uh.. yay?
Well, somebody else wants the job.
-Dang.
But they don’t want the job. Still want it?
-I forgot. What were we talking about?