Archive for April, 2002

24 April 02

Hey, woot. I’m back. The last of my real college semesters is almost over. Stress is slowly running out while everlasting hatred for my department slowly builds.

If you haven’t noticed yet, this is a flash interface. Don’t worry, it’ll get better. For now you have to use the gimpy rectangles above to get around. Documentation isn’t needed - just pretend you’re on Star Trek. Flash 5 is required. Yes, it works in linux AND netscape 4.

Well, I haven’t posted for over two months now. You thought I died, didn’t you? WRONG! HA HA HA! Well, what the hell have I been doing, you ask? Here’s a list, ordered in backwards phoenetic alphabetical according to the day of the week of the first person to ever utter the phrase. In case of a tie, I dug them up and played rock paper scissors.

- registered www.ERRR.net, the sweetest domain name you can’t have.
- installed a number of things on my fragment of the rack to get this dynamically generated flash working. It takes less resources than lumberjack, so I won’t listen to you complain. Well, I’ll listen, then say “Talk to the palm cuz I’m the bomb.”
- coded and rendered a sweet looking disco ball room with animated reflections spinning about. It was so cool Janet Reno opened a paint can.
- replaced my old home page with random old crap in my My Documents folder. refresh ad nauseum for lots of points and energy!
- got a cd player for my car. I soldered the contacts myself. woot
- died over a dozen times playing nethack (all dozen deaths were achieved within an hour)
- installed ProgressQuest and KazaaLite. (damn the man)
- dirtied every believable combination of short socks in my collection. I need to wash my clothes or wear pants in the 90 degree walk to work tomorrow.
- cursed at a four foot long racoon that decided he likes our trash can.
- learned that CERI doesn’t mean anything special.
- played Frequency(PS2(tm)) a lot, but not as much as Josh did.