15 July 02
While waiting on the phone for the sprint echo echo operator echo echo to change my phone settings echo echo, I noticed a tree near me that looked like it was wrapped in plastic. “Odd,” I thought to myself, “why would someone want to preserve a tree that’s in such bad condition?” I decided to poke the plastic with a poking device. So I found one, herein referred to as a “stick”. I scraped the plastic with the stick and wound up with a stick that had a big wad of something like cotton candy on it. Turns out the tree is just hideously covered in spider webs. The tree also has black spots on it that seem to fluctuate when poked. These black spots are apparently the enormous masses of tiny spiders who live on the tree.
I don’t like that tree so much anymore.