28 December 03
Click here. I promise it’s worth the effort. I almost snapped in half from how funny this is. This reminds me of my trip home for Christmas - everything my sister owns is piled in my bedroom.
Archive for December, 2003
24 December 03
Santa’s coming! Santa’s coming! Santa’s coming! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I got a haircut today. The haircut guy kept talking about being a paranormal videographer. And he kept talking about it in an extremely creepy fashion. I’m not sure when the ‘weirded out’ feeling will go away, if ever. It was a pretty good haircut though. Now that I think about it, I really think that when he said he taped paranormal things, instead of ghosts and apparitions, he meant abnormal and unusual, like midgets and hermaphrodites. Oh well. Good haircut.
Merry Christmas
13 December 03
Today after a lot of research and thought, I decided to go to Best Buy to buy the RCA DLP television, even though it doesn’t match the quality of more expensive DLPs. The guy basically snapped at me for considering a larger, cheaper alternative to something that has slightly higher video quality and fewer features. Screw him! My mind is made up. I am going to show up there tomorrow with a bell and a sandwich board marked with the phrase ‘follow me if you want to get the commission for a DLP television’. If anybody confronts me with the fact that RCA hasn’t sold many DLPs, I’ll stick my fingers in my ears and shout ‘Ear wax! Ha ha ha ha!’ until they leave me alone.
Furniture is expensive. And how can the 2-3 feet in the middle of a couch only be worth about $40? The left and right ends cost 3-5 hundred bucks each. Somewhere in Paraguay there are enormous fields of the middle of couches piled higher than you can believe. And next to that is a barricaded retreat containing three of the most skilled furniture sculptors, carefully detailing the ends of every couch ever created. But screw that middle part, it’s not worth the attention.